what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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