I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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