Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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