I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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