What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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