Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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