yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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