Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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