THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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