After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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