windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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