Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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