Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How external is "for external use only"?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Randomize