I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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