I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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