and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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