nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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