yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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