a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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