Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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