yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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