i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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