I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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