apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
This is classic penis vs brain.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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