Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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