i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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