you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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