i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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