yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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