Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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