It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We were destined to go to rehab together
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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