Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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