If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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