is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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