He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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