I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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