Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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