God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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