it wasn't lemon gatorade
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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