I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the day after is always just damage control
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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