I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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