Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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