I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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