so explain again why im purple
no
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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