The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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