found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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