You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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