I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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This is the high leading the old right now
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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