Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I got inside last night via doggy door
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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