I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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