Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We talked him into tasing himself.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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