I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
