There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I love you. Go after that dick
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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