She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
