This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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