I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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