I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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