Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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