dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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