Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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