Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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